Inventory full of cobble and iron tools…

“we gotta build that ICBM to kill the dragon!”

I love Minecraft. :P

GeoGuessr person:“ok, now which directions are the shadows pointing? Any wildflowers or birds in the area?”

Caller: “I’m just looking for a gas station”

The first games that popped into my head were Forager and Outpath, though these arent so much community building type games. They are more just something cute to relax to. They have farming and resource collecting and honestly play more like an active idler game than anything. Another game ive sunk tons of time into that kinda meets your requirements is Banished. Its just a medieval city builder game but it is deceptively hard to get a good balanced town going which can be pretty rewarding in itself. Theres no money per se but you do have to manage resources. Theres bartering in the game but you use your resources like crops and stone and stuff.

It’s a reference to an old Reddit post where somebody had the same situation I did where they met someone yand fell in love and had long and happy life until they started noticing a lamp in their living room that sidn’t look right. Drove them crazy in this dream and eventually forced them to wake up. I’m on mobile and can’t find original post ATM but that’s the jist.

I met, fell in love, got married, bought a house, started a family and grew old together with a woman i met in my dreams. In one night, i lived a lifetime. It was so super realistic that I woke up devastated that it was a dream. It took me weeks to stop thinking about it constantly throughout the day, and even to this day I still think about it occasionally going on 15 years later.

🎵Hot. Dog. Hot. Dog. Hot-Dog Hot-Dog, Hot-Dot, Hot-Dog, hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog 🎶

Try to burp. Especially right after a hiccup.

Sounds like the perfect time to practice your bass! Even just following along with Youtube vids can get you a long ways. Hope you get back on your feet (heh) soon!

Live, Laugh, Poop

Lately my Pixel cant even keep up with all of them and some are slipping through. Going into the spam folder is almost comical.

Maybe that was more of a mission statement than a prediction.

So what your saying is use liquid Oxygen then, got it.

The Glocktopus is the easy choice here.

Gremlins really messed me up as a kid. I had nightmares for months. I finally rewatched them recently and just laughed most of the time.

Your comment implies that your GIGANTIC PENIS makes a GIGANTIC NOISE, and that has me intrigued.

I can do it without closing my eyes but when i was younger, I remember closing my eyes or scrunching my face made it easier to do. If you can wiggle your ears without lifting your eyebrows, it kind of feels like its the same muscle group that causes the rumbles. The rumbling sounds like white noise inside my head. Its caused by constricting Tensor Tympani muscle in the ear voluntarily. From Wikipedia:

Some individuals can voluntarily produce this rumbling sound by contracting the muscle. According to the National Institute of Health, “voluntary control of the tensor tympani muscle is an extremely rare event”,[5] where “rare” seems to refer more to the scarcity of test subjects and/or studies more than the percentage of the general population who have voluntary control. The rumbling sound can also be heard when the neck or jaw muscles are highly tensed as when yawning deeply. This phenomenon has been known since (at least) 1884.[6]

I can rumble my eardrums. Mostly useless unless i wanna block out some annoying sound but i can only do it for like a minute at a time.

The trick is to wake up standing, as well.