My ability to work well under pressure is to ignore you pressuring me and simply continue doing my work.

Changing your tire sizing only changes the speedo and odo a few percent. You can usually just ignore it unless you’re making drastic changes.

Also perfect for SFWPorn.
Sub was hilarious.

I haven’t. I’ll check it out, thanks.

Reminds me of this cute little poem:

My genes done gone and tricked my brain
By making fucking feel so great
That’s how the little creeps attain
Their plan to fuckin’ replicate
But brain’s got tricks itself, you see
To get the bang but not the bite
I got this here vasectomy
My genes can fuck themselves tonight.

- Peter Watts, Blindsight

What part of the prison system isn’t torture?
We have collectively decided—and continue to decide—that punishment matters more than justice, rehabilitation, or humanity.

It’s fucking disgraceful the way we treat our citizens.

Yes, do tell me more about the tendencies of the crowd as a whole.

the anti-AI crowd on Lemmy

Wow, that’s a big net. Surely your comment is applicable to all your catch.
Right?

Your point is valid but I’ve never actually had a phone get destroyed. Is it common for that to happen?

Would have been faster for you to just screenshot and squish it.

Except that Fb Marketplace is fucking garbage.

If an armed robber came into the pizza shop i worked at I’d make them a personalized pizza, hot and fresh, to go with their to-go order of cash.
Enjoy your meal, comrade. 🤙

There are not nearly enough tragic endings in media.

Fucking lol

That seems risky right about now…

I wouldn’t even attempt that in my head.
I can’t keep track of things and then recall them later for the final result.

I left Reddit on principle.
I still have functioning accounts over there.

The only time i go there is if I’m linked there when searching for info.

Oh that’s good. It highlights the quality of available water.

Wellp. I was certainly surprised when i clicked it.

Lemmy instances (verb) with *key instances (noun).

Threw me off too.