Feel free to give it a try and report back with the results.

How about I give you a pizza this

Well, why don’t you go and try it yourself before getting others involved?

War crime.

Legal & General has got to be one of the most ominous sounding names ever

Stop giving them ideas.

While I’m not entirely convinced that Trunky is the best choice of names, I do agree with your overall reasoning. Mastodon was always an awkward choice for a name and probably hurt adoption quite a bit, despite all the cute elephant cartoons people ended up making. Even Pleroma (an alternative server implementation compatible with ActivityPub) sounds cooler than Mastodon, despite also being three syllables long.

I see you haven’t read the article either, because otherwise you’d know that it doesn’t even answer the question directly, but instead goes to great lengths theorizing about every possible outcome, no matter how unlikely it is.

The TL;DR was my own opinion, but if you actually make it through this piece, I’m fairly sure you’ll agree.

Beg your pardon, but the Gulf of America has officially transitioned and if you continue calling it the Gulf of Mexico, you’re deadnaming it.

Have you read the article?

TL;DR: I wouldn’t bet on it

This is the plot to Cyberpunk 2077, isn’t it…

Gulfstream Aerospace presents: Gulf of America powered by Gulf Oil

Buc-ee’s presents: Gulf of America powered by Exxon-Mobil

You should be concerned that someone might construe this as an advertisement

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Aye, I’d vote for that

Well, it wouldn’t be the first time, would it.

Hmm, that’s a good point.

Alright, which country would you suspect then? Because outside of the US, every other English speaking country uses the metric system (but I’m not sure if any of them still have mandatory conscription).

It might come as a surprise to you, but quite a lot of people in the world learn English as a second language, and terminally online 4chan anons tend to get quite good at it, so this doesn’t narrow it down much.

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