I’m hedging my bets that microplastics are a cliff problem. Avoid them right and you’ll die before you’ll ever see their effects.

White trash me: what’s the issue?

Science nerd me: that plastic probably was intended for maximum durability, not food safety.

Stick resistant is more accurate

I see an empty sandwich bread (birds aren’t real)

So cling wrap the top at a minimum. Then fill wipe down afterwards.

For all the trouble I’d just triple bag the turkey

What are the success rates if someone has a walnut size? Which surgeons do you recommend?

Begun the raw vs grilled foods war has.

Charcoal grill is political. And is that a single use drink ware?

Algorithm internet

It’s a yes or no question bud

The implication wasn’t cool then. Never was

South Park turkey up the ass

It’s not funny when your family member legitimately does not understand why we need taxes. And has to bring it up every tax season

They’re fun lol. Shit gets boring sometimes.

I thought that was models?

Ok, I read it as “put some south in your mouth”

And I was like, damn southerners are stinky