This should be good…

It’s a long shot, though.

Now accepting donations of land, buildings, and other forms of real estate!

Can I please donate the real estate this occupies in my brain.

John Quincy Skibidi Adams

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Yup, that’s the one!

Oh absolutely, no one will sit through an actual movie that long. A series of some would be the way to go for sure.

I see your post has a few upvotes. Therefore, I will trust you implicitly on this matter. Thank you!

Call me crazy, but I want a 14 hour epic of The Silmarillion…one movie, not a trilogy plz.

We are in the timeline where MTV stopped playing music, the White Stallions never formed, and Bill and Ted didn’t write the song to unite all of humanity.

Absorption method:

• open textbook

• place forehead on paper

• fall asleep

• absorb information while unconscious

My response is even harsher…“Yeah, no, I’m finding a way to never use this company’s services ever again.” Easier said than done, but I don’t even want to associate with places that shove this in my face.

So, what is the difference between this approach and just selling an extended warranty?

World’s happiest hand, just discovered!

That’s the spirit!

Instructions unclear. Tried to do a 180 degree turn at 80 mph. Trip was much shorter than expected.

The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.

I was trying to think how this could be enforced. It actually makes sense when you frame it this way, didn’t think about the parent side. “Sorry Karen, that’s the law! Your kid week get her phone back in a week!”

October 2025 me: what the hell, why didn’t anyone tell me about this before!?!