Have you talked to the Council? They normally have officers who sort shit like this out.

Yeah, I’ve taken drugs, too.

I’m blind in one eye so find it hard to judge distances and gaps. As a result I find it easier to back in, especially if I am doing it between two parked vehicles, because I can judge it more easily using my wing mirrors.

I’m 60 in 4 months so I have 0 sympathy.

Porn you found in hedges. It was a big part of growing up in England back then, trust me.

I’ve done 20 every night for about 40 years, don’t think I’m gonna change now

No because it makes it sound less horrific than it actually is. I would replace with ‘blown to pieces’.

Whatever you did when you were 6, and however terrible it was, you were SIX. You were too young to really be responsible for your actions. Stop beating yourself up about it and keep on being the good person you obviously are nowadays.

In the UK in the 1970s we were shown cross sections of male and family reproductive organs and copied pages out of a textbook about the essential mechanics. I can’t remember any discussion or moral guidance in the slightest. But then at that point I was well into my ‘hedge porn’ stage so that’s how I really educated myself.

My cat eats mushrooms and pineapple. But then, he is a very silly cat.

Top Hole!

Nothing can be too moist.

UK here. I get 30 days paid leave a year, and will have 2 or 3 weeks away on vacation throughout the year and use the rest of the days for just chilling.

My employer will literally hassle me to use all the days, and is not happy if I don’t take my full entitlement.

Uk here. Peep Show, Black adder, Dad’s Army and The Sopranos.

Yes I can. And disagree with virtually everyone else; I think that this along with virtually everything else by Dickens is absolutely top class writing. The meaning of every individual phrase isn’t the point, the whole passage just gives the perfect impression of the scene he is trying to convey. Also, remember much of Dickens’ stuff was written to be read out loud. Try that, it helps!

The loudest fastest music on my playlist

Good man 👍

I have seen a number of girls do that tbf. You are not alone (unless each time it was actually you)