Twitter dies when advertisers realize there’s no money in paying to advertise there. The moment it becomes more advantageous to pay for the ads somewhere else, it collapses.

Show 'em your butthole!

You don’t think MAGA goons would organize constitutional conventions to keep their god king in office?

Or start stapling posters places.

My district voted 86% for Trump to 14% for Harris.

I have no neighbors. Just people who will report me to the secret police in the future.

Well, that’s how you make a good curse.

Too low. Pull up! Pull up!

Maybe just aim lower.

And they are an energy source for the good microbes there too.

Gotta get those microbial micronutrients.

Well, physical scrubbing, sure. But also, specific fibers are required for a healthy gut microbiome to function and maintain a proper balance of microbes that produce other micronutrients that your body cannot make on its own as well as fending off the types of microbes that subsist of sugars and fats alone.

Smoothies with a proper dietary balance still have fiber. So yeah.

But even beyond that, waste products from the gut microbiome, and left over bits that the body doesn’t use. Best case scenario, you would have small, liquid poops.

Your best bet? Intravenous feeding. Not that Drag has any intention of doing this.

Black licorice is best licorice. Red licorice is just a sugar rope. Licorice is anise flavor and is an amazingly complex experience!

Fight me.

Very “a few rubber bands, a liquid lunch, and a particle accelerator” vibe.

I think it’s more like, all the shit he’s done has killed the cancer/disease before it could even raise its ugly head.

Glad to hear he is alright and his testosterone is just… “Like that.”

Got me worried when I heard he might have health problems.

You wouldn’t a you wouldn’t would you?

“I’ve fallen and can’t get up!”

No one loves Texas more than Texans. And no one hates Texas more than Texans.

And keep Texas out of your mouth.

Sincerely,

A Texas hatin’ Texan.

Lol. House? Padded cell.