It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.
You now feel that muscle in the left side of your stomach
But pointy shoes are my sign of celibacy.
My toe socks are too close to my toes though
Terror Hoe?
As an Illinoian, I am curious about Illinois sex.
Why? It’s not like you’re getting any!
Twice, slightly out of sync
Al-Qaida
“Someone”. I’ll have you know I’m an infamous shitposter.
Didn’t know it was so popular in South Korea
Looked like a 9/10 there for a while but now it’s at the very least down to a 7.
That would need to be decided by a court
The prisoners would need to run individual jails, or it would be co-hosted.
Oh, great.
Foal hovel
Necromancy or something idk *zombie-like noises*