Lemmy See Your Wrists

Albeit, caveat, awry, segue, haphazard, and facsimile are all pronounced weirdly and incorrectly for those who learned a lot of English by reading.

Where is Findland? I can’t fin it.

_I’m an alien I’m a Lithuanian I’m an Englishman in New York _

And if I catch it coming back my way I’m gonna smurf it to you 🎶

Thought for a long time it was "I guess it rains down in Africa 🤷🏻‍♂️

Besides the dates, I also still don’t know if 12am is noon or midnight. Do Americans know? Is there a problem with simply counting to 24?