Father Time does not offer refunds sadly…

Well tye comment section in this thread is a trip; reality has encountered a duplication error.

Yee; gonna have to go for the heart me thinks.

Man cretin on another level

Unloads an unfathomable amount into her womb to the point it’s leaking out before they even pull out

Doesn’t even pull out; resumes very shortly after and somehow produces more than before and drenches them for good measure

Hentai biology: where dehydration doesn’t exist and the refractory period is always hitting snoozes on it’s alarm.

With friends like these who needs enemies

Filthy, dirty, terrorists forcing their thick, white, ideology on my eyeballs!

Believe, technically speaking, it merely increased his size and hitbox vertically. Realistically speaking whatever helped your developing brain overcome it is true even if it isn’t technically so because what matters is you did it 💪.

I want it to be real