I switched to the store brand. Ziplock name brand bags got too hard to open.

Disorder and Disarray by Rancid. There are lots of great examples here, and I think this one fits.

I don’t see any way for liberals to come back after this verbal assault. This OP must be a language wizard. Truly a genius! Huzzah!!!

You dick I fuck

I don’t see any mustard… I got nothing.

I always wanted a cool Voltron toy with all the lions, but I never got one. When Lego released theirs I bought it straight away.

Not sure yet.

I’m thinking about buying a gun.

Make of me what you will…

The black ones act pretty Siamese too.

All the same litter. They just showed up one day. I took them in when mom cat left.

I really like the Aperture Labs portal gun.

Channel 2

Our present is pretty dystopian to be fair.