Was also going to comment that song!

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR INTENT!

Orangutans are solitary for most of their lives

Sorry your post reminded me of this

Rhode Island isn’t really an island. Like, yeah it’s named after one of its islands, but people who live in the state are on the continental part. I thought the whole state was an island lmao

I think they are referring to the measuring spoons used for dry ingredients. In middle school home ec class, we were told to never use dry measuring tools for liquids and vice versa, the teacher implied that the measurement would be different

Serious question: what’s up with the whole shower beer thing? I have definitely had a beer in the shower a few times in my life, which could be described as rock bottom or a really fun crazy night…

Is it essentially glass-of-wine-in-the-bathtub selfcare?

slaps top of bathtub this bad boy can fit so much spaghetti in it

If it helps, I found Khan academy to be an excellent resource for learning math when your teacher sucks. It’s free and makes learning feel more like a fun game

This is the best answer I’ve seen. Basically the color tells you where the bleed is occurring. On/near the surface will be bright red and indicate likely fissures or hemorrhoids, while dark red to black color indicates a bleed further up the digestive tract which can be something much more serious.

Apparently doctors get asked this A LOT and a little red blood when you wipe is very normal. However, best thing to do is talk to your doctor to be on the safe side

Cheering on the guy who does not avoid shitting for 3 days Keep up the good fight, my dude!

Thank you! I saw someone else having the same issue the other day. Never really considered the rotation being in the metadata