Unfortunately true. Someone really should throw Elon a Mario party. With steel toes.

The company isn’t involved. I’m looking for other users all complaining about X service being down.

It may be. But twitter gives immediate no questions asked results.

I could. But my system works.

Unreliable. Bad UI.

I keep it to quickly check service outages.

Xbox, crunchy, Netflix, etc down? Check Twitter. If a bunch of people are talking about it. It’s down. If not then it’s probably a local thing with my ISP.

Bro is living the dream.

Hey deepseek. Remake Lemon Party but with Trump, Vance, and Elon.

Just try to stop me. Or anyone for that matter.

The “does it connect to the wifi” mfers came up with this one I’m sure.

Yep. Sure is. Hopefully that makes my blonde moment quota for a few days.

I don’t mind paying for the convenience. I tip well. I do wish we lived in a country where living wages were a thing. But we don’t. We’re a giant slave colony owned by like 5 megacorps.

My question here is, how much was the bill? 5 or $600?

That’s an optimistic timeline.

At the current pace I’ll give it till June.

Man look at Kissinger and the Bush Family.

If you’ve got a high enough body count you just live forever.

Spoiler - It’ll be a Chinese company.

/signed

100% agree

You do realized that’s based as hell right?

China steals from the west and uses it to improve their peoples lives instead of just squeezing them for every filthy penny possible?

You do understand that’s a moral, ethical, and economic China W don’t you?

That’s the free market at work baby. Regs for thee but not for mee.

Oh no is the widdle data thief mad his stolen data was stolen?

Someone call the waaambulance.

Now that’s an amazing headline.

Stealing from thieves isn’t a crime.

Especially not when China turns around and Robin Hoods it back to the world.

Just saying.