Rom [he/him]

all because I wrote a few spicy lines about piracy and plastic joysticks

Yes, that’s obviously the part people are offended by, not the line that was directly quoted about you admitting to jerking off into someone’s sock without their consent.

Take the hint that your sleazy incel behavior isn’t welcome here and fuck off back to reddit where you belong.

Their complaint is you are really fucking slimy and your behavior is unacceptable.

Broke: Discovery is NuTrek

Woke: Voyager is NuTrek

Bespoke: TNG is NuTrek

Don’t forget the pansexual space lizard (who’s just a simple tailor, that’s it I swear haha) and the capitalist goblins.

Neat mug but I bet it’s annoying to clean.

I’ll upvote your memes, brother.

It’s great but it’s AI

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gumbo-slice

The wedding picture is the best one tho

This is Morn erasure

You gotta have faith of the heart, after all.

It’s true, I do.

That Risians whole race thing is just putting a sticker on their foreheads will never not be funny to me.

Glory to you and your teeth.

Reminds me of the time in a reddit thread someone asked why the Enterprise never used shuttle bay one and Wil Wheaton chimed in with “one time Worf got drunk off his forehead on Romulan ale and took a giant Klingon dump in the middle of shuttle bay one and we haven’t quite been able to get the smell out since” and I’ve accepted this as canon since.

What I’m saying is if either Alexander Siddig or Andrew Robinson suggest that Bashir and Garak might have hooked up at least once it’s going to be official canon forever no matter how much Trek writers try to deny it.

Edit: https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2021/07/12/59013281/star-treks-first-gay-shipmates-the-star-crossed-romance-of-garak-and-bashir

And finally, last year — two decades after the series ended — the actors who played Garak and Bashir reunited for readings of fan-written scripts, including one on which their characters are married.

Good enough for me lmao

They can if they figure out they’re in a simulation. See: Moriarty, Professor

The program fades, the familiar grid of the holodeck fills your vision, and your life outside the simulation quickly returns to you. You step outside into the corridor and see your buddy Lieutenant Ross. Capitalism? Genocide? Climate change? What are you talking about? Come on, we’re about to go make first contact with a new civilization.

Also love how they’re all going to make a cheaper plan with ads so they can either double dip or push you towards the more expensive plan. Nothing but making things shittier for the end user, love that innovation.