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Currently working on the second option. I bet if money was taken out of the equation the industry would change pretty quick, but then the billionaires wouldn’t get their precious yearly raise.

Burger: No wrong way to swallow, feels more legit on the 'ol tongue, twice the quantity of “value size”

Thankfully, no. I actually can eat, it’s just very not fun and there’s like a 50/50 chance of throwing up. The doctors just keep telling me to change my diet like that’ll solve everything (it won’t, I tried).

I just want to be able to eat food

Holy fuck I wish could have this problem

These look like so much fun tho. You can just bob around like a little condom cork and go “pew pew pew” at all the baddies

How the fuck can anyone say science sucks

It’s just corporations and rich assholes running the show and they absolutely do not give a fuck about anyone but themselves, especially if the anyone is poor ordinary. The only way to solve the issue is to completely remove these entities from the equation and start making our own protections.

It’s ribbed for her pleasure

How else are you supposed to flush your nuts

That’s her full legal name for when she gets in trouble

Scruffy

I wonder what he transports that’s Not Safe Work

Foot fetishists are gonna love this one

Had an English teacher do kinda this to me once. We presented our research paper to the class, teacher tells me the birthday of the dude I’m presenting on, I correct her like; “bitch, dis my mf research paper! I know my dudes fuckin birthday, it the one damn slide I memorized!” (Paraphrasing, but the meaning was there, expertly and subtly disguised of course.) She then proceeds to tell me I must be wrong and failed my whole project, my magnum opus of eighth grade.

P.S. Frank Lloyd Wright was born June 8, 1867 in Wisconsin, not 1701 like some cranky, funny smellin old English teacher insists upon

They jerked off the mice

So we smash big rock into bigger rock to make smaller rock to protect against even smaller rocks

What they do to my boy Jason Momoa?

Let’s not forget that the Fermi paradox isn’t much more than a collection of assumptions and logical reasonings. There is no empirical evidence of aliens, anything beyond that specific bit is purely conjecture that should be taken with a chunky grain of salt.

Ps. The Reapers are coming . . .

Must be a tiny vacuum