Cool, how do I uninstall it day one?

lmfao

“no new wars” people really silent right now huh.

Bro that’s literally the name of a GTA brand. It’s called Pro Laps.

Surprise surprise, when the CEO is a Nazi, Nazis think it’s free eats!

If eaten in large amounts. Also, herbivore animals get cancer too.

The bird is with the Iranian government!!

Makes sense, cats are all little criminals anyway.

Eh, I wouldn’t be concerned about something like that if I lived in the US, here tho having a hoodie and no pants is the telltale sign of some dude up to no good. Hell, the last time some dude tried stealing bikes from our apartment building and we caught him in the act he was actually wearing an orange hoodie and shorts lmao

I’m Brazilian and live in a hot coastal city, so I usually pay attention to people wearing hoodies at weird times of the day. Bonus points if they’re wearing a hoodie and shorts (it usually mean that guy is concealing something in it, if the guy was actually cold they wouldn’t be wearing shorts).

I also tend to be kinda annoyed at people with christian stickers on their cars.

Google trying its best to destroy adblockers and adblockers going “lmao low diff” is sooooo entertaining.

“I’m fucking [TITLE CARD]”

People really put the faith of the entire American space program on Elon. It would be funny if it wasn’t so stupid.

I’ve only not punched a Nazi because I don’t live in America and they’re usually around the very southern part of the country while I live in the northeast. Plus, being a Nazi here is illegal.

Good thing we can just block instances/communities so we don’t need to ever listen to their bullshit drivel.

Redditors thinking they’re the first line of defense against fascism is hilarious. The call is coming from inside the house.

Also, anyone who refers to themselves as “high IQ” is not worth listening to. In fact they might be even stupider than anyone who’s actually intelligent.

reddit:

Because I got banned for “threatening violence” one too many times and every case was me making a joke about getting rid of fascists by any means necessary.

I think there’s a combination of teenage angst and MAYBE uh. Anti-natalist sentiment. You should probably check if he’s going to forums related to that.

I feel like I should bring back this timeless Tumblr post. I do not want internet on any of my appliances, and nobody should.