Small pp power

My dad STILL plays this song all the time lol.

How dare you insult the edwards!!! There might be a army of weebs invading your house in the next week…

This is past shitpost lol. Its almost in facebook meme land.

I don’t believe that fire played as big as a role in early human development that scientists claim. There are cases of modern humans eating raw rotten meat and being fine. A lot of the chemical shit that goes down when meat rots has a lot of the same effects of cooking it. There are plenty of ways to do a thing and we should view it as lots of useful things instead of one end all.

Who’s job is it to breed anime girls and where do I sign up?

Some blues guitarist back in the day sold his soul to the devil to become the greatest guitar player of his time and with his powers he wrote a album and invented rock n’ roll. He died at age 27 and since then lots of great rock stars have died at age 27. Its called the 27 club. Personally I think that’s fucking cool and it makes me like rock n’ roll even more 🎸

I came here to quote George Carlin but you beat me to it 🤣

What doth life?

Life can be hard. Always be ready for when this shit happens lol.

Its when your internet goes out and you need to rely on the porn and pirated movies you have downloaded. If you don’t have any downloaded then you are pretty much dead.

They will grow up to be a great memer

Now I want to try. Thanks again lemmy 😭

As a kid? So everyone else isn’t still trying 💀

Beware of man with never ending hobby budget

You could instead have a solar panel, light laptop with lots of nudes, and a printer. Source out the ink and paper from office buildings and trade nudes for stuff.

• Water purifier because I need water!!!
• first aid kit because not having a first aid kit is a very stupid idea
• flashlight because I will need to find my way through the many empty building and shit
• machete because it is quite useful as both a tool and weapon

It is indeed a joke

“I would argue that masturbation is the human animal’s most important adaptation. The very cornerstone of our technological civilization. Our hands evolved to grip tools, all right—including our own. You see, thinkers, inventors, and scientists are usually geeks, and geeks have a harder time getting laid than anyone. Without the built-in sexual release valve provided by masturbation, it’s doubtful that early humans would have ever mastered the secrets of fire or discovered the wheel. And you can bet that Galileo, Newton, and Einstein never would have made their discoveries if they hadn’t first been able to clear their heads by slapping the salami (or “knocking a few protons off the old hydrogen atom”). The same goes for Marie Curie. Before she discovered radium, you can be certain she first discovered the little man in the canoe.” - Ernest Cline