Oh, wait, all I do is quote Terry Pratchett and occasionally shitpost

I’m probably not a bot

This

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“No Way to Prevent This,” Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

For me it’s a toss up between Night Watch and Reaper Man. Probably NW by a Librarian’s hair

How they do rise up

What is this goddamn UP Michigander bullshit? You count to ten with a six and a four, like any civilized human

More like the Vimes Unified Theory of Adulthood

Another gem from that theory:

“That was always the dream, wasn’t it? ‘I wish I’d known then what I know now’? But when you got older you found out that you NOW wasn’t YOU then. You then was a twerp. You then was what you had to be to start out on the rocky road of becoming you now, and one of the rocky patches on that road was being a twerp”

High school was only a few hundred million seconds ago

Reminds me of Sam Vimes seeing his younger self and thinking “Thirty damn years of being hammered on the anvil of life, you poor bastard. You’ve got it all to come”

I’m ootl, what racist stuff?

I mean, I’m familiar with bitch lasagna, but i imagine it’s worse than that, considering another commenter called him a Nazi

This is a genuine question, btw. I used to be with it, but then they changed what “it” was. Now what I’m with isn’t “it” anymore, and what is “it” is weird and scary to me

Halo was best when it was Halo:CE played 4v4 on two linked systems, with the teams on two screens in an undersized dorm room in 2002. Alternatively, two people playing through the entire game in co-op mode and finishing at 3 in the morning.

Everything since then has been mid at best

Hexcuse me, I do not steal memes, thank you very much!

I procure image macros

Hey OP, I’m too late seeing this but I want you to know I love you for doing it.

Keep being awesome ♥️

Otterly adorable

I’ll^seemyself^out

{{{{hugggs}}}}

to accomplish a goal everyone needs two things, the desire, and the circumstances. Desire is internal, but circumstances are usually out of our control. It sounds like your circumstances are challenging. You might not be able to do what you wish you could, but you’re still beautiful. I didn’t know you, but I bet your tastes are killer

Man I really feel this

I like this quote from Ira Glass, which sometimes helps:

Nobody tells this to people who are beginners, I wish someone told me. All of us who do creative work, we get into it because we have good taste. But there is this gap. For the first couple years you make stuff, it’s just not that good. It’s trying to be good, it has potential, but it’s not. But your taste, the thing that got you into the game, is still killer

There’s more, but this is the core bit. It helps me because when I’m spiraling I can at least remember, yeah, my tastes are killer. My tastes kick ass

This is the type of pedantry that annoys me and yet I admire. Bravo, good fellow, I salute you

I can’t remember if the show did it, but in The Expanse books poly relationships were part of Belter life, especially on smaller ships

I understand hating on Ohio. It’s mostly flat and pretty much flyover country.

On the other hand, Ohio is a perfectly cromulent place to live. It’s an even better place to be from