She’ll never ask for horseback riding ever again.

If you’re alright with the possibility of the outcome leading to dead birds, you do you.

“I said, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!”

Turn the volume up on your alarms, and pick an annoying ring tone helps a lot. As well setting the phone away from the bed if you’re able to.

Nah, but he might blast your ass off, and wear it as a hat.

I’ll gladly ponder my chronosphere.

It looks like icecream 👀

“I am… scrambled.”

I get that sometimes, like reading a book and visualizing what’s on the paper rather well, or my braino-o-vision isn’t working.

That’s what happened essentially. I remember balancing the tray and thinking, I bet as soon as I let go of this rack, it’ll slip into the sink. Then this post became history. 👀…

It was a great reminder that we all make silly mistakes, and makes a good lesson to share with others to not be lazy 😁… or less lazy that is.

It depends on your area I guess. I’ve just had luck with Facebook Dating recently, but it could also just be lucky timing too.

True, squeaky-clean 😋 lemon scented vanilla cupcakes.

Into hay, it’s quite a greetful experience.

“This is fine.”

I tried adding the comment: “Interesting little spots, I’d be unable to distinguish between meat products or mold.”

Hey, that smell doesn’t last forever after you first buy it. 👀

Tbh, just give it time.

Hopefully not though.

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