Hoodie, snoo type thing, and an electric bike are standard uniform at this point.

It’s in numerous places.

I don’t think it matters, I’m straight. I love sitting down.

I’m hearing a lot of that on the radio.

I’ve been hearing a lot of straight up adverts about WhatsApp recently, which I found interesting.

Nah, it’s about what she’s doing or whatever’s going on.

Sorry mate, that’s gone right over my head. She’s said to me that “love is putting up with your partners downsides”. I’m a massive pain in the arse, so …

My partner will talk to herself, loud enough to be audible, but not (to deaf me.) loud enough to be coherent. Drives me fucking insane. I have my ways of driving her insane.

It’s not that USAian. He never gets shot.

America…land of the lawless.

That’s really inefficient, just keep them flying round, constantly, you can fly them to the airport that they will be needed at.

I’m hoping that this is The Daily Mash or The Onion or something….it doesn’t even look like horses like it on roads.

Wooden utensils are a somewhat common thing in the U.K.

I was taking the piss.

I know some USAians like spicy sauces, on chicken wings for example. There’s also the guy I used to work with who said his favourite meal was lamb and vegetables with gravy. The most vanilla thing on earth.

Found next to a toilet, in a restaurant.

So why are you so scared of English mustard?

We do have restaurants, but yes a pub meal is a big thing.

Scot’s deep fry everything. Deep fried Mars bar is amazing.

Scots do it too.

In British slang if you fart we sometimes say you Trump, or Trumpet. Can we refer to Trumps posts and speeches as Trumpets?