It’s OK to be rude and cowardly sometimes, as a treat.

It’s tradition to bring your date a new PC on the occasion of your first date. It doesn’t have to be fancy, but it should at least boot.

To be fair, that’s likely the case.

They didn’t even do refunds back then

Cool, but I already bought it like 20 years ago and still have it on steam

I mean that I have a cabinet full of popcorn kernels at home

We should pop more often

You’re way underestimating the BOM and engineering costs, and also eating directly into the shareholder value, communist.

Where’s my air popper gang at

The “beverage” one is a trap. It absolutely ruined my Pepsi.

Because that takes infinitely more resources than not doing it.

Or even better, use ImageMagick.

Thanks for the handjob?

Where’s my Camp Washington crew at

It’s not choking, it’s “Cincinnati chili,” and you can absolutely get it with beans

No, they should be very, very close to a lot of sharp objects, repeatedly.

Based and goldstarpilled

Everything in Java is a hidden pointer

Yes. Not an exaggeration.

Edit: I say the same thing as a bunch of other commenters, yet I’m downvoted? Who’s got a stick up their ass today?

Mine somehow got linked to my work MacBook, and it won’t even let me use my phone to authenticate. They really love that ecosystem lock-in.

Barn door, horse, etc.