Do whatever you want with the money, just slap “AI” on any of the marketing material you send to the dipshit investors.

LOL. Doing a good job of that all by yourself, mate.

It’s entirely possible to measure metrics.

Enjoy your slopware.

Nothing no one nothing?

I seem to recall a separate study showing that it just encouraged users to think more lazily, not more critically.

The research explicitly showed that the anecdotes were flawed, and that actual measured productivity was the inverse of what the users imagined. That’s the entire point. You’re just saying “nuh uh, muh anecdotes.”

Try reading the article.

I didn’t count my facial piercings

But I only have seven holes

Why would I thank management for this?

Thank you!

It actually loads now. There was no error, just Zeno’s progress bar.

Sadly, that Church of the Universe link won’t load for me.

Brock “Allen” Turner, the rapist?

Don’t be surprised that fascists use the fascist megaphone.

Lotsa Nazis out there.

Nope, orange

Write “you ate beets” to a post-it and stick it on the mirror

Beans and Cornbread

Ask me again in five minutes so I can say “beans”

Show us pinto’s beans