

Calculators. Why use the Google calculator, when there’s one pre-installed in every device you own.
Sorry for scaring developers
Norwegian proot with a taste for shitposting
Deeply sorry for my photoshop creations
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Calculators. Why use the Google calculator, when there’s one pre-installed in every device you own.
Oh I remember my dad’s Toyota having them in the seat headrests. The screens were pretty crappy since the connection was over composite
Good thing I don’t dream while sleeping ;-;
Hope they’re available in my country. If so, I’ll gladly upgrade my pc with them
It’s so funny to see how macbooks are either super durable, or die from the smallest dust particles. My dad’s macbook fell down 3 flights of stairs, and embedded itself into the wood floor boards at the bottom floor. There’s not even a scratch on it even though if fell from pretty high up.
And my mother’s macbook dies every year because dust ends up in between the display cable which then punctures it when the lid is closed
I wouldn’t say my hostnames are very creative, but they all have some kind of backstory.
Main desktop: POwOful
It’s a pretty powerful desktop, so why not call it that :)
Laptop: LenOwO
Can you guess the laptop brand?
Server 1: Shitbox
It’s my first server box I ever built, so it’s underpowered and pretty shitty.
Server 2: Stowage
My proper server with actual data parity, and it’s pretty powerful
Server 3: Jank
This one is another shitmix of hardware with random harddrives in raid 0. I am aware that they’ll die at some point, and all of that data stored on it will be lost, so i use it as temporary storage whenever I need to copy something from one machine to another.
Robot vacuum: suckywucky
Yea…
They should’ve written “push me harder~” on the label
About 3 years ago, I was looking for emeralds at a closed emerald mine when I had the brilliant idea of hitting a random rock with my pickaxe. Turns out the rock was harder than the pickaxe, so a piece of the metal broke off and flew into my finger. I was 10s of hours away from any hospitals, and the metal curved around the bone of my finger, so I had to take my dad’s camping knife and cut the thing out. This was at a camping spot, so I had running water, but it wasn’t easy.
Aren’t pretty much all storefronts searchable, or is it a Europe thing?
I shop primarily local and find stores with ddg/Google/Google maps. I live in a country where Amazon doesn’t exist, and shipping takes at least 3-7 days, so I’ve always bought stuff from local stores. Of course not everything is sold in a physical store, for which you’ll probably have to use ebay.
I keep forgetting that some people need vpns to torrent.
🎶takin a dump on the company dime🎶
I live in a country that doesn’t care about piracy and has super strong protections for people who pirate, but i’d imagine i would be in deep trouble if i lived in a different country.
I don’t download that much, but i do seed my entire jellyfin library with no speedcaps. Here’s this month’s upload stats for my network
Wait until it upgrades itself to windows 11 💀
The new ones were garbage anyways. Mine is stuck at a polling rate of 10hz, and the acceleration is god awful
Anon was there for the cock vein