Guys, I found Jeff!

Wut?

You wouldn’t measure yaw by the pitot tubes. I suppose it’s theoretically possible, but it would be complicated and imprecise. Yaw is measured by a gyro (modern planes are a laser ring gyro rather than a spinny gyro). The pitot tubes would all feed into air data computers for various systems. Flight instrumentation would have at least three (redundancy and error checking) and the fourth could possibly be for weapons systems or something similar, not sure.

That is definitely not the Hunley. It’s a similar size, but a very different design.

Haha, no. Birds aren’t even real.

I’m sure a lot of sex workers make money while pooping.

Well, according to kissmyOSfeddit, we don’t even need to eat less meat. We can sous-vide it on the sidewalk now! Sounds like a serious win-win to me.

What is Jeff?

Whoa whoa whoa, hold up: it’s NOT foreigners?!?

“Two planes collided on a runway in Japan” is terrible journalism. This was not on a runway, this was during the pushback at the gate.

As a Canadian, I can confidently say geese would drop nukes indiscriminately because they’re straight up assholes.