“What do you mean I can’t bribe people to be smarter?”

Macron, whose ill-fated decision to call a snap ballot in June delivered a much-divided parliament, denied he was responsible for the political crisis.

“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this” said Macron, wearing a hotdog suit

“Hey, we gotta start somewhere.”

The tag is the registration tag, it’s visible proof that the car is on register with the state(s) and is legal to be on the road

We’re coping with it now?

Strangely, the age of consent is 17 in Colorado, so you can get married but not consent? This must be something outdated perhaps.

The curse of the pharaoh shall never come again!

Trading shelf stable beans for perishable oranges and potatoes at a 1:1 ratio…

The hit game daikatana tried to warn us the Marburg virus would doom us all!

Barter economy on an international scale

My uncle is half Mexican, does not look full white, and gave himself a swastika tattoo

People can grow up to be real fucking crazy

Looks like iran had their own Robert Hanssen’s

as of June 2024, over 7.7 million Venezuelans have left the country since 2014. Approximately 6.1 million are refugees residing outside of the country, mostly in Latin America

https://www.worldvision.org/disaster-relief-news-stories/venezuela-crisis-facts#facts

You mean to tell me Maduro is a long term CIA plant? Of course, it’s all so obvious now

That’s the joke, it’s so good everyone will be playing balatro instead of doi g anything else

Thanks christ. I’m sure whatever games were slated for exclusivity are thankful they’ll get some actual players on day 1

https://u24.gov.ua/

I believe both of the Roosevelts had the same tattoo, of their family crest