The line on the graph must go up, even if it’s for one second! Glory to the CEO! Praise the shareholders! My life for the corporation! Now give me that minute-by-minute profit projection!

We regularly review our pay to ensure we offer competitive wages and benefits.

Translation: We pay as little as we can get away with.

Rest in pieces.

That’s rebel propaganda. The Stormtroopers had no trouble boarding Tantive IV and people seem to selectively ignore the scenes proving that the rebels were permitted to escape the Death Star so they could be tracked to their secret base.

That is a 4D chess move.

The extra hours weren’t much of an issue given American industrial capacity. So I’d say the Sherman was better in most areas, especially in terms of build quality, ergonomics and escape hatches for the crew.

You know it’s fucked up when even the Nazis told Japan that the Rape of Nanking was too extreme. They also told the Croatian Ustasha to dial it down a bit.

Zhukov and Khrushchev also agreed that Lend Lease was crucial, along with many more members of Stalin’s inner circle.

(which were better anyways tbh)

Why do you consider Soviet tanks to be better than their American counterparts?

Always remember that flying M113s are an affront to the Machine God.

Putin’s War to Expand NATO is going great, I’d say.

Out of your seven motorcycles, which one is used for which purpose?

“Don’t make me nuke myself!”

“I kept throwing wave after wave of my men at the kill-bots until they reached their preset kill limit.”

• Zapp Brannigan

Hamas is commanded by stable geniuses.

Putin’s special military operation to expand NATO is going well.

Non-negotiable freedom and democracy intensifies

Won’t somebody please think of the CEO!? Spare a thought for the investment portfolio!

Israel has its own military industry that is very advanced and substantial, shaped by their forever war, so I’m sure they can get by without US support for far longer than Ukraine currently can.

I fear that the UK might try to join this list not just out of authoritarianism, but out of a fear of technology they do not understand. Worse yet, the Conservative party once threw around the idea of banning encryption in its entirety and acted like WhatsApp is only used by criminals.

I’m sure they’re already planning a traditional riot as I type this comment.