Preschool Memes need to die, you can say ‘dick’ on the internet for fuck’s sake!

I hope OP didn’t skimp on the milk :)

Triumph! Haven’t seen that dog in ages!

Same, no limit. Not American.

Yeah the boys! Sick cunts! Onyas!

“Hey, alien planet we’ve never been on before. Let’s take our helmets off.”

“Hey our map guy got LOST inside an underground tunnel and tried to pet an alien snake and now he’s infected.”

“This medical machine is configured for men. Caesarian mode is on the left.”

I call the movie Fuckwits In Space for these and many more reasons.

Well, I deleted my r account the day they fucked over the app developers. Been here since, so I guess it’s a decent alternative. Not as much current content and it’s 90% politics on the front page… That can be filtered out though.

The militant Linux missionaries though, they get blocked. They show up in most tech threads and it got old a year ago.

It’s a Lemming!

1980: in the future, we’ll have flying cars! 2024: Stop dipping your balls in soy sauce you fucking idiots

So these cunts are attacking the UN now? Reign em in.

Someone did that near Sydney Airport a few years ago with a roof that read “Welcome to Perth”

I will never forgive the Apple rep who came into our retail store and loaded up the store Homepod with A PLAYLIST OF SIXTY THREE DIFFERENT FUCKING RENDITIONS OF THAT CUNTING SONG and then locked it out so we couldn’t change it back to normal human music. Said it was his favourite song.

I made a complaint and never saw him again. I’ve never seen an entire store’s staff hate life more.

https://youtu.be/9oonHCoKnv8?si=MKIC9vR6xE_qdKE6

Bless the Onion.

“So, as I was trying to say…”

iRacing in the streets, Mario Kart in the sheets

Hell yes it does. Great games.

Ah, the ol’ paddlecock.

NOBODY likes Old Mila Kunis.

Yes, that’s Windows 11

Godzilla is friend-shaped