SO. PURE.

“Terryology may have some merits and deserves consideration.”

I don’t hold this opinion, but I can guarantee you it’s unpopular.

All right, so taste aside, I would make the argument that Dickens’ writing is absolutely not “top class” by virtue of the fact that he was paid by the word and many have argued this contributed to his style of employing a lot of run-on sentences in his work. Don’t get me wrong—I do think he was a good writer, but I tend to agree that his verbosity detracted from the quality of his writing, not added to it.

No, that’s not how humor works. The person telling the joke never knows the comedic mechanism they’re employing, that’s why it’s funny.

So, riposte and reverso! You are the one to be Hellbound!

My empathy for coal miners holds until they refuse to retrain to get out of their dying industry and support politicians who fight to repeal laws meant to stop us from poisoning the world just so they can keep their admittedly shitty jobs.

Institute drones. So, underground MIT shadow government.

I would think being tall would help when you’re protesting women’s rights—more people can see your neck beard.

The ATM’s not working for you, I take it?

Posts here are not meant to be taken seriously.

Please mind the community you’re in.

Only if you’re a sucker.

Men, be good to yourselves. Don’t make women the object of your self-esteem, they’re not worth it. No one is worth it. Only you are worth it; that’s why it’s called self-esteem!

Yes…we…can!

Not again…

TO ANYONE WHO DOESN’T WANT TO CLICK: THE CAR WAS DONATED, NO PROPERTY DAMAGE LAWS WERE VIOLATED.

Jesus Christ, stop asking people on the internet for their dumbass opinions on things and just do your shit.

Think something’s funny? Go and do it. Show it to your friends. If they have the same sense of humor, they’ll laugh. Show it to some girls, they’ll laugh if they’re into your shit. That’s how it works.

Socialization is rough, bro. It doesn’t always work out. You’ve got to try shit. Sometimes you get rejected, sometimes it’s a hit. That’s just how it flows. Experience real life, my man. Get off your phone and touch grass.

Yup, flat zero.

Largely, yeah. I think it would have been fine if we’d stayed in the Iron Age. Things started getting fucked up with the Industrial Revolution.

LOL, the Amish Philosophy.

Nothing so crude. I simply think it’s better for the universe if we don’t propagate it, because we’re not a good enough example for other species to follow yet. It’s not about respecting “God’s” law so much as acknowledging humanity’s limitations. We’re a pathetic species, not ready for rulership over multiple planets, let alone multiple solar systems. My comment simply suggests I don’t have confidence we ever will be. This has nothing to do with the Amish belief that we’re better in a simplistic state; just that the universe is better without us in whatever state.

The ability for human beings to advance scientific knowledge further than it currently exists.

Something needs to protect the rest of the galaxy from us.