Howdy fellow Texan!

This shit blew my mind back in the day, much like how I can plug a dongle into my cigarette lighter and somehow Bluetooth my phone to my old ass stereo.

I’ll make my own cubes! Will a sawsall get through that motherfucker?

No idiot. Pay attention.

I dont have to be stabbed in the eye with a pen to know I wouldn’t enjoy it.

We have this ridiculous system at my work. Knives are prohibited, but get through all the time, tape measures and water bottles really piss it off though.

You’ve just made an enemy for life!

Might want to fix that typo there.

Exactly. That’s how you opt out of this shitty practice.

My ex wife.

UuuU

This may surprise you, but “white supremacists” 🙄 Aren’t all that fond of the jews, regardless of their skin tone.

Or, if you’re not a moron, you can Firefox, and ublock that shit.

Well that’s mighty White of 'em! Are they gonna provide the tools, and not void the “warantee” if you look at their products funny?

Austin really does suck, he’s bound to be a little fucked up.

That’s a fuckton of inbred hippos.

Just leave it on for whatever runs your phone calls. I emabarrasingly discovered that the phone app NEEDS microphone access lol.