ARGH Why did you have to remind me that Tom Scott is still missing from Youtube!

POPTARTS are Calzones. Calzones are Pizzas. Pizzas are Open-Face Sandwiches!

I’m surprised Ukraine and Russia didn’t get together at the start of the war to decide who was skins and who was shirts so they knew what team was what. Would have been easier for the NKs to remember which white person was the bad one.

You own the figure in the game, but don’t delude yourself into thinking you actually own this game. We reserve the right to remove your access to your property at our own discretion

I was real excited for this game but once it came out, it doesn’t seem to deliver on any of the things I was hyped about

Colonial Nebraska

Do you try cooking the oats, or just cold soak?

Oat milk in coffee is delightful. I find almond milk a bit too “non-present” I can’t think of a better word

Dumbest music organizer I know of.

Something Awful

Solid base game, I should probably finish playing it instead of doing my normal of saving in front of the final boss and never playing again.

My Yahoo account has to be from at least 1999, I remember using it back in middle school.

Russian suicides you mean? Russian has never once in its history killed anyone, they died of their own accord.

I mean, they’re swimmers, do they have asses? Those abs though…

Small steps I suppose. Can’t police the entire world, but we can promote the behavior we’d like to see to try to encourage the repression to be removed

I know this guy from Dinotopia series.

Did that turtle have a life that is at least notably aquatic? If not, it’s a tortoise

This is fucking stupid, it may seem cool but the idiot artist put Donatello on Michelangelo’s nose.

He looks like he is wearing a hat

I miss my BlackBerry and it’s scheduled reboot option