Turns 360 degrees and walks away

Cave Johnson voice

“Plus, we fire the whole bullet. That’s 65% more bullet per bullet.”

“It’s weird to have preferences”

That’s what you’re really saying.

I do not give a single fuck about what you choose to do to your body.

But I’m also allowed personal opinions about it.

My personal opinion is that I find them extremely off-putting to a frustrating degree. Also those frustrations are not aimed at the girls getting these piercings but more towards 1) Why do they bother me so much? And 2) Why are they so popular?

Y’all can judge me all you want though it’s a little ironic when I already said I have no hate to people who get piercings. Fuck I’ve got tattoos all over. Piercings just aren’t my thing. Some I can ignore and others I can’t.

They don’t taste any different but I still don’t like them.

Same with the septum rings.

No hate just disappointment for just how many girls are doing one or the other.

Do those not have exoskeletons??

Meanwhile it took me like 4 full seconds to scroll through the whole thing.

I mean if it’s moist I’m doing something right. Right?

Is it sad that I want certain people to recognize me but not everyone?

I did this by hand on my phone in about 5 minutes I’m surprised it looks as good as it does.

Laughs in spoons

“Pathetic”

I feel like I know what you’re referencing but I can’t figure it out.

By that logic they should be fourks

I got socked trying to break up a 5 man brawl at a steak n shake.

Pulled a guy off another guy and he turned around and punched me in the eye. That was right before someone threw a chair through one of the windows.

Everyone just kinda stopped after that and the dude that punched me apologized.

That was kind of the end of the whole ordeal as everyone just kinda left real quick.

Gottem

That’s right, it goes in the square hole.

I don’t have any pictures of it and can’t take any right now but I have a link to a website showing the same blade.

https://www.easyliveauction.com/catalogue/lot/f4032489f8316bc00e1420a6a3274e36/0af8d24542e81eb9357e7ef448a6646f/twoday-general-auction-jewellery-watches-militaria-anti/

I was reading porn on my grandma’s laptop cause I was bored at a holiday get together.

Laptop battery died but I’m old so I’m not used to laptops saving your data when powered off.

I plugged the laptop in and went about my day. 20 minutes later all I hear is “what are you doing looking at this kind of smut?”

Luckily I was halfway out the front door to go smoke when I heard it so I was able to play it off like I didn’t.

Grandma doesn’t hug me the same…

No it was one of those “I need to get rid of this and you’re the only person I feel comfortable having it because I know you’re not a Nazi” things.

They gave it to me because they knew I would appreciate it as a blade and not as Nazi fan art shit.

It was my sister btw. It was her exes and she gave it to me. I just remembered since people keep asking and I’ve been thinking about it.

I’ve handled all kinds of blades from farming tools to pole arms

I have a side gig sharpening knives and swords for people 😅