WAIT

I’m not going to rape you. I’m a little boy!

Sir no fictional countries please

Wasn’t our idea.The rescue guys named him. The name has grown on me since we’ve had him tho 🙆‍♀️

Ugh, I saw that video once, cringed and moved on. I don’t understand why this was passed around so much. But good for her for playing the game. I woulda buried my head in the sand if I went viral for bragging about my awesome schmowshem sloppy toppies

I am become gay yelp

BRRRRRRRRRR

Anti American slurs always amuses me. Like theres some dude out in bumfuckegypt that can’t stand the fact that I exist lol. All I’ve literally done is eat burgers and crank my hog for the last 30 years 🙆‍♂️

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The election cycle sure is fun

Not from a coomer

Rent free :D

I absolutely adore mountain lions. But knowing that they can pierce my skull with their teeth would keep me out of that room.

Jerkoff without porn

All periods. Don’t use “!”.