My home is off the grid

Things are getting better. A new fiber-only network provider is expanding across my region so I got it installed a few months ago. No data caps, 500 Mbps up+down for $50/month.

so many of my devices have the ports installed upside down

That’s what autism is. Normal people “read between the lines” or something. At least that’s what I’ve been told

There are already 6 declassified incidents where American nukes were lost. Who knows how common this really is.

https://nationalinterest.org/blog/reboot/us-military-missing-six-nuclear-weapons-180032

simmer down

My rate is 800 an hour. Know your worth

I thought Apple did away with fans years ago

I’ve said too much they’re coming for me they know they know they know

Might make the thermal dissipation stop working properly

The design forces the user to use it wirelessly. Apple just wants their products to look better, meaning NO CORDS EVER. It’s entirely about aesthetic.

We need capitalism it has to be this way there’s no other option

The commenter:

probably the CrowdStrike bug. Which is 3rd party software

Victory Burgers

14 billions computers probably

My eyes need different amounts of focusing power, and different astigmatism, for each.

The lenses in a VR headset make it seem like the screen is infinitely far away. If you need glasses normally, then you will need to wear them or something equivalent to see clearly in VR.

you can think about it in a cold prison cell