wait people don’t understand how microwaves work? dumb lol

or:

But using as much salt they normally would use sugar? Most people put shitloads of sugar on french toast.

No gifs is a minor bummer.

And they have the audacity to charge 13-15 bucks for a combo now, at least where I live. Bottom-tier fast food for 15 bucks…

And ya’ll need to stop using chrome.

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