Offer grandma to go halfsies on the household chores if you can move in with her?

Who got the other half?

So… in the first half of the last century?

No need, all you have to do is read the whitepaper. they home brewed the encryption algorithm and nobody actually knows if it’s worth a damn. That’s not exactly a secret.

What year is it?

Oh nice, it’s sugar free!

A demented lich would be kinda awesome. Gotta talk to my DM…

I like how he went to a poker night and figured out he’s good at blackjack. Sounds like his friends wanted to gift him some money even though the idiot couldn’t even figure out what game they are playing.

Wait, why do I need a Spotify account if it grabs everything from Youtube anyway?

Because the karma whoring wasn’t bad enough as is. What could possibly go wrong with a scheme like that?

But if they want to throw a bit of money my way to quit, I’m not going to say no either…