Lots of great advice in here! To add my 2 cents, I’d check out The Art of Captivating Conversation by Patrick King. That was recommended to me from some colleagues, and it’s not a super long read. Good luck OP!

So buying reddit coins and gilding every “fuck spez” comment/post didn’t work? I can’t believe it!

The redneck one was really funny too lol The format was kinda opposite of this now that I think about it. Starting out in a super tolerant/understanding tone, then ruining it in the bottom text