i will drink coffee with anything. yogurt, salad, chips and salsa, tofu, the list goes on.

i always thought that em-dashes were used instead of commas whenever

1. your sentence already has too many commas, or
2. you want to be fancy

the sun is also flat and it sits directly above the earth. it’s just that it rotates so sometimes we can only see the side of the sun that doesn’t have any light.

if the VPN ban doesn’t work then the only reasonable course of action would be to ban the internet entirely. it’s the only way the children can be truly safe.

those are the carrot looking things that grow out of people’s hands right?

it’s the opposite of Economy Plus

must have been a pretty scary halloween that year

you got me there

it’s possible for it to be a total ordering and yet for there to be no gayest person. for example, the open interval (0, 1) is totally ordered and yet has no minimum or maximum. (the maximum would be 1, but it’s not included in the interval by definition.)

looks like we’ve got 10⁷⁸ years to figure out time travel

should just be a matter of saying “AI can’t do this job because it can’t properly do any job”. could even make that your email signature.

i feel like ubisoft has been having really cool ideas for games pretty consistently for the past decade. (in the sense that every game has a cool elevator pitch.) but then, every time, they ruin those ideas by making the most bland and generic open world game with the most boring stories, dialogue, and gameplay systems imaginable. it’s like the creativity behind their games is forbidden to develop past the elevator pitch.

this is particularly noticeable with the assassins creed games i think. super cool ideas for settings, time periods, and main characters, etc. but every time, they find a way to turn the games into the most boring and generic slop imaginable. there’s just so much wasted potential.

same unfortunately

in my mind, the lyrics of no surprises by radiohead will always be

no one laughs and no surprises

rather than

no alarms and no surprises

what’s interesting is that topologically, shirts only have 3 holes. so you’re entering one hole and then, shortly afterwards, leaving that hole in addition to the two other ones.

i’ve started to believe they know what they’re doing but have malicious intent

this is especially awesome when the first word has already been erroneously “corrected” and then manually fixed. and then apple decides to “correct” the first word again after you type the second word.

acog lenses

the norwegian one looks like a cruel joke

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