Yes, we get it! Its up! In America we just use that expression as a greeting.

What’s up?
Women points up with her finger…

Wow! Up is that way in America too!

Repeat after me… “Enshitification”!

AI will be shocked when it learns we all have 7 legs and we’ve been hiding the fact from all recording devices for so many years.

4, 3, 2, 1… Reverse! We have reverse!.. And we’re turning… Putting it on D…hit the gas pedal… All systems nominal! The vehicle is gaining speed at 25mph. Entering the 5north at 45mph in climbing… 65! We have reached max Q…honey tell the kids what max Q means…kids, maxQ is when the vehicle sees maximum hydrodynamic pressure.

Trying to avoid MECO at all costs until we park.

The guy owes me $50 bucks.

LOL.

Yes exactly. I’m just saying that oys definitely not American because here the mom is a criminal if you die before birth. Afterwards, who cares.

A green check!!! Wow! Sign me up baby!

Yeah in the US they prefer more economic units of the right skin color to be born.

Recipe:
Fuck…no baby?..
Fuck again…
Fuck some more…
Baby!..OK you’re on your own!
Baby is now 5 years old… Go to jail! Baby is now 18… Shot accidentally… Oops we were looking for another guy…oops we didn’t have a warrant and the guy was sleeping but he came at us when he suddenly woke up… Oops brown…oops black…oops Asian oops Indian… Not worth as a human anyway… Blah blah blah cops.

Such is America now.

Introducing Space X expedited flights from Florida to anywhere in the world… Remote pickup not included in conflict regions.

For just $19.95 a month you can talk to all your friends!

I literally just tasted this at Costco…you know, with their polonium sampling Ladies… It was delicious! I only wish my backyard polonium trees grew faster. I know I’m gonna get a good polonium harvest next year for sure because this year I got a couple of polonium flowers that went to fruit but got dropped in a wind storm.

Anyway I really recommend those cupcakes an your recipe. Its great!

Don’t forget to run?

Stop using it. I did and now I only use unofficial ways of watching the videos I want. And I download the ones I wanna watch again.

I just woke up and I will have a very good day all thanks to you! I will dream of this moment, this feeling of accomplishment!

Only sometimes! And the door goes pop! Too!

Man, Europeans are so sexually mature.

I know Lindsey Graham is waiting to laugh at Gretta when she tries to go into Iran to feed whoever might be left. Maybe something like “oh I hope they know how to ride donkeys!” That’s what we can expect now from those politicians.

That guy better get iron clad protection and start recording evidence of what happened.

Consider that rock over there. See how it doesn’t attack anything so everything leaves it alone?