The real question is how he still got 40% of the vote.

I truly believe the only reason he didn’t get elected is that he did all that weird shit while being a Black man.

First: Diana Prince

Best: Leslie Knope

The downvotes are because your “solution” is not based in the reality that the rest of us live in.

I wiped with a CD instead.

When I served on a jury, the judge had us leave the courtroom multiple times. Once the trial was over, the judge told us what was being discussed when we left the room, and the reason the information had been excluded from testimony during the trial.

Had the DA tried to introduce this information while the jury was in the room it probably would have made it more difficult for us to come to the same verdict. I imagine that if the DA tried to do this often enough, it could lead to a mistrial and possible disciplinary action.

Max has always been in the library.

They had been collected from various ISP provided modems and routers I’ve purchased over the years.

It doesn’t even suck that bad. Last time I had to unlock mine, I saw that the previous unlocking had been two years earlier. Each time I have to do it, I set an end date and it automatically relocks. Whole process takes maybe 10 minutes for the big 3 credit bureaus.

Plenty of porn stars wear crosses.

I was wrong. It wasn’t the forgotten password link. It was one of those sites that sent a login link instead asking for a password when you put in your username. That changed once I set up 2FA.

*A statistically irrelevant number of people…

For a few months, I had been getting emails from booking.com saying that I had forgotten my password. Probably scammers with my Gmail username futilely attempting to use the forgotten password link to get at stored payment info. Once I set up 2FA on the account, the emails stopped.

Many of us have this choice made for us.

To be fair, a lot of things can get you assaulted in Philly.