Once I tripped and fell. I think I’ll run for governor.

2, sometimes 5, rarely 20. My wife 2, maybe 15.

I don’t like yo mama jokes. I just think about them.

But seriously, strollers and wheelchairs.

Wait, what?

Ah, so it’s the same name in Portuguese. Conduítes.

Pipes are installed before the mortar (I think that’s the name), sometimes carving bricks. Wires pass inside flexible tubes (literally translated to conductors). This has the advantage that, if the tube is wide enough, we can pass more wires.

When I was a kid I was really confused by Jerry. How could he make a home inside a wall like that? The walls are completely solid, with bricks and mortar. I had to move to Canada to understand that the walls are hollow and the house is made from wood, plaster, plastic and styrofoam.

Hey, lots of protein. Why buy whey protein in powder when you can produce your own?

Hummm that’s exactly the opposite of what you should do. Of course, if it’s a Tinder date, go ahead. But if you’re looking for a girlfriend, going a (first) date with a loaded gun is not a good idea. Blow a load right before, so you’re more romantic and will think straight.

As but if it’s AI, it shouldn’t have anyone operating it.

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Thicc. I’ve eaten frogs. Delicious.

(Just light headed talk here) because I was born before internet, I remember the first porn magazine I saw (at 11, I think), the first porn magazine I bought (at 14, because fuck the rules) and the first porn film I watched (at 13 because my father had a video store). Those are definitely burned in my brain.

I was a child, so Sharp Hotbit (Zilog Z80 processor) and a PC-XT, both basically for games. PC-AT 386 when I started college.

I don’t remember anymore. Even the one that she becomes a princess? But you know, I’m talking the one that she doesn’t come back.

(Note: I don’t read anything from games I play, I like to keep the suspense) I’d love for this to be set after Ciri going into the Avalac’h’s portal. That’s considered a bad ending for TW3 but we don’t exactly know what happened and if she would eventually make it back.

Just a very old bottle opener that has never rusted or been damaged in any way. It’s probably 53 years old.

I have clothes that are more or less 20 years old. Kitchen utensils that are 25 years old. But I think my body is the oldest thing I have that still works, more or less.

I have a Brazilian bottle opener that was a marketing gift from a store. The phone number has 4 digits.

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