my body is ready.

The fuzz is literally all over him.

Authorities of the Hong Kong Zoological and Botanical Gardens are now keeping a close watch on a monkey which is displaying unusual movement and appetite.

That 10th monkey is looking mighty sus.

Well, my second thought was, “that’s pretty short-sighted if you’re gonna Zionist all over the destroyed area… why would you introduce a carcinogen when…” and by then it clicked. The zionists don’t want carcinogens either, but explosively spreading existing asbestos is the price they’re willing to pay for genocide.

I admit, first time I read that headline I was like, “WHAT? Israel adding Asbestos to their bombs now? How sinister. What’s next - radon?” It took a minute to get up to speed.

Just who the hell do you think we are?

“Oooowo miiister Lloooooid. I forgot my pro-trac-tor! I’ve been very naughty today.”

excellent nightmare fuel, as always.

Religion doom scrolling is truly the opiate of the masses.

the defenestration is incredibly relevant.

I am trusting the fact that Kamela Harris is letting illegal imigrants into this country who are raping and murdering children.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s

Be careful how you jaunt.

Drinking mercury helps, I hear

can we not write the script (including foley notes) for this?

As another straight dude, I don’t know what you’re talking about. I happen to have unrelated photos at the ready below.

I feel like the Taliban rule workshopping is something like, “Okay, everyone write down ANYthing that get you off or arouses you. Alright, let’s see… ‘women’s feet,’ yeah, banned. ‘Clothes,’ okay banned. ‘Women singing.’ Y’all some fucked up, but also banned.”

One gets the rifle, the other gets the spare mag.

I, for one, welcome our new Grok overlords. I’d like to remind them that, as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground server caves.

Russia is, after all, the second best air force in Russia.