Also, no oxygenation. It’ll be dead pretty soon.

A giraffe is a horse with a long neck.

A giraffe centaur is a centaur with a long neck.

QED

Didn’t think I’d ever see Waleska on Lemmy… but, yeah. This is just the story all over North Georgia right? No one wanted to live in the mountains until all of the sudden you could work from anywhere. Now everyone earning city and suburb pay is happy to live an hour farther out than they were before.

Of course not. It’s tungsten. Not steel.

We just say bingo…

“in space no one can hear you scream”

Boeing satellites: “AHHHHHH!!!”

Static IP on the windows machine in a jail’d subnet, if you still want to be able to access it from the LAN but don’t want it to have internet access.

If you’re happy with it not having any kind of network access (I’m not sure if when you say ‘locally’ you mean just physically, or it needs LAN as well), just disable the network adapter in windows.

bloody tampon tramp stamp

“bloody” as in bloody idiot, or “bloody” as in black pudding?

“would you like some fresh shark?”

“Hell no bury that sum bitch for one to three months then hang it up for a few more then get back to me”

Their head is up their ass, instead of in the clouds.

We’re you at a strip club?

Haha, weird.

I’ve had that happen a few times recently (wrong comment replied to) and I have no idea how it happens. For the upvotes… well it’s either there’s too many Lemdiots on this platform, or bots (oh noes!).

It’s a typing speed problem. The left hand hitting the 4 was too slow/the right hand jumped the gun on typing the first 9.

So, definitely aliens.

If cinnamon toast crunch isn’t one of the 5 you’re definitely not getting in.

Congrats, you’re now a Proud Boy!

Their other mom.

Don’t mind if I do

I mean… if you think fighting a grizzly bear is a good Plan A, go for it.

Grizzly bears are brown.

You lie down in hopes that it will not perceive you as food and once it has determine you are no longer a threat, it will hopefully leave you with lots of wounds requiring stiches, but not completely dead.

In the strict legal sense it is not the law, it is the document that defines how laws are created.

https://www.phe.gov/s3/law/PublishingImages/LawHierarchy.jpg