Gnarly.

This coming from the guy that can barely handle personal hygiene and lives in abject filth. Just shut the fuck up and play WoW dude.

Macarthur can eat a bag of dicks, that prick. Ridgeway all day.

It’s got my vote.

Drugs are pretty great.

Proof that thicc thighs save lives. Also, the shark face on the thigh highs was an excellent touch.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

I get the lemonade version sometimes and it only has a couple of grams of sugar, iirc. I like it for hikes and things like that. Usually I’ll get the powder packs and put some in my water bottle.

Because the Greybeards speak only truth.

And when you have 2 Maw-Maws under the same roof, hellfire upon those who dare not to have a second plate.

Article about technology being used against people

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Wake up, sheeple!

I remember there being complaints about issues with the master collection when it dropped on Steam. How has your experience been? I’ve been considering picking it up.

Shit, the guy lost 50 years?! Might as well just fucking end it for him since you stole his WHOLE FUCKING LIFE!

You come across like Morty after a couple of seasons of adventures with Rick, just used to/not surprised by the unfamiliar shit that’s out there. Like, apathetic to it. I’m honestly in awe of your go with the flow attitude. Also, green ketchup is far superior to blue.

Call of Duty Black Ops 3 has a full co-op campaign and the alternate co-op zombies campaign as well. It’s a good time.

Don’t fear the reaper

You never need to apologize for Demolition Man. Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe.

Not with that attitude.

Damn, this is more accurate than horoscopes. You got me.

Waluigi for Kart and Mr. Game and Watch for Smash. I have no idea what this says about me.