I love the meme so much though.

But in reality we gotta let those damn sea flap flaps know Steve still got shooters out here.

Probably smart not to punch one though or you might end up like Steve. We got each other’s backs but let’s not commit to doing the same as Steve. For real though if one of them sea crepes tries to step and bubble trash about mah boi Steve, ooooooo imma punch the shit out of it.

Hey guys, check out the dolphin fucker!

… what a lil bitch.

He didn’t even say thank you.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=33zPlnhymCU

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Your mom says you still owe her rent.

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How loose is anons butthole?

It’s sad that it takes pretty people dying to care more. The world is strange. RIP to her and Slava Ukraini.

RIP Alexei Navalny and who knows how many countless others too.

I COULD care less… hue

Me, Native American (heh): Indigenous to where? lmfao

Indigenous [Continent/general area here] would be the closest all-round. Indigenous North American just too many syllables though. Trying to fucking get away from the fucking whirlwind of every 10 years Anishinaabe, Algonquin, Ojibwe, Chippewa, Native American, Indian, Injun shit please. The fewer syllables the better, and nothing people already have please. And no stupid fucking people first word semantics dumb shit when you’re literally using the same words but it’s better in THIS order not the other…

I swear people just pick the worst words to describe people sometimes when going down the slippery slope for PC language. It’s all so arbitrary lol.

People first language literally creates more in-groups and out-groups who have to jump literal semantic hoops, usually just to make the in group feel a little better labeling someone because people turn a blind eye to racists.

I have rarely, and I mean very, very rarely seen new language originate from minority or out-groups being used by their own people first then co-opted by the in-group. There’s some random language here and there, but anything race/ethnicity related, it’s almost always the in-group getting too racist to call people by what they used for the out-group before, and they have to start calling them something else or fear being branded a racist… Rather than, you know, ostracizing people for being fucking racist.

Maybe I’m just too mixed or too ND to care, but for the same reason why if you get the pronunciation of my name close enough and know you’re referring to me.

TBH, I wish Injun made a comebock.

I like Namen/Nnamen. (Native North American, human, man, woman, his noodly appendage) too. No, I don’t care if you say Nay-men or Nah-men.

You’re wrong if you pronounce GIF as JIF though.

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Weenioli weenioli don’t lewd the dragon loli.

Rabbits sound fucked too…

Coyotes too occasionally…

Or wanton murder. Someone has to be a statistic lol.

When a classic youtube video is nearly old enough to vote…

I was so glad I was able to quote ‘Chinese myth dragon from Henry Yao’s textbook’ and ‘That’s not raichu you dick’ enough to find a reupload lol.

Hyper formal giving me some real Roland Deschain vibes in my head.

Mostly depends on if you want to do shift work. If you do, easy in most places.

Well where the fuck do you think we live? America. Ain’t nobody getting that shit here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uCEeCUecNI

I mean, for the most part yeah. With bare bones minimum interaction babies are pretty manageable.

Feed them five times a day. Clean five times a day. Pretty much watch them grow on their own until they gain proper sapience around that year mark. Just don’t go full Potter and you’ll be good. Get earplugs for the times when you really need sleep and keep to a schedule.

After that year, and more like 1.5 years, you gotta put in some more effort but even then, it really doesn’t matter near as much as the internet would have you think. Nature beats Nurture in almost all categories by a sound margin.