Sounds like an easy claim that they didn’t deliver the package.

And offer them that sweet fresh-out-of-college salary

Just stop being ambiguous. Give a specific date, because based on the number of answers here “next Saturday” could mean anything from last week to 6 years from now (yes, I’m being dramatic for effect).

“Yeet” (because, you know, it’s a throw pillow)

Technically tips were originally given upfront to ensure good service, not after the fact.

Hey GreyTechnician, are you a good bot or an evil bot?

Vacula. Because he sucks your… dust.

You know what they say, “I before V, except after C”. (Or something like that.)

Ka-boom