Someone read the schematics the other way around

Or that apecar from a couple of days ago:

“You’ll be bought from a farmer trying to make a living, then you’ll be sold and somhow end up carrying rocket tubes on your poor 50cc engine”

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In middle school we had a kid that routinely smeared shit over the entirety of the stall he used; i totally understand them for putting up that sign

I can work under pressure; just with the same efficency of a model T running on frying oil.

My laptop had 32gb of emmc from factory; it came preinstalled with windows 10; windows 10 pretended at least 64gb and constantly kept the emmc at 0bytes free; i was sick of it. + windows 10 on that poor celereon was miserable.

Either <°_°> or †; have fun pronouncing them

With a lot of persistence and ingenuity

Ai, the rolling coal of tought processes

It seems like a flavour of the rubber duck method; by trying to explain it to a third party, you think about it in a different way and find a solution.

Bro played too mutch angry birds

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40°c in the shade; i drank 4l, i still dont think it’s enough

Like all old systems, do nothing and pray it doesn’t shit itself.

I think file.pizza might be a good solution

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“Billy is that you?”

The only serious one i experienced happened in the morning; i was 13; i woke up and saw the fucking chandelier swinging; i started panickng, got my sister in my arms (5y), and started screaming for my dad an mum to get out (dad had already woken up because he felt something, but their bedroom only had floor lights) ; we were on the second floor, by the time we went down the roof had collapsed but the ceiling had held up fine ( only the half-rotten wooden frame broke, everything else held). I still have nightmares of waking up and seeing that chandelier swinging hard side to side.

Where i live it’s an area at high earthquake risk; they still teach kids to duck under the desks until the earthquake it’s over; then evacuate.

Sheltering from bombs does feel a little dumb; unless it’s for the same reasons as the earthquake: saving your head from the collapsing debris.