In hindsight, there may have been signs…
In hindsight, there may have been signs…
Somewhere between 7 and 12, depending on the kind of coffee.
Maybe that’s been the joke for centuries. The rapture happened but nobody made the cut. Seems consistent with the Bible.
Make sure it’s a duck you’re taking home and not a goose. The goose will fuck you up.
Don’t stop, the withdrawal can kill you.
Not where Palestine is concerned.
I figured I’d be fine, I work out regularly and am more fit in pretty much every way compared to how I was in high school. But, all that darting around, jumping, and occasional sprinting is a whole different beast than jogging, hiking or lifting.
Pretty certain he has indeed been around for 30 years.
I never had a drinking problem to get over, but last weekend at 34 I did just play Ultimate Frisbee for the first time since high school. On that day I learned stretching is much more important for us 30-somethings than it was back when I was a teenager. It’s been 6 days and I’m still limping a little bit.
Nobody’s ever going to recognize Maduro as the winner of the election, just that he might become president anyway.
Today I learned at least one roman god isn’t dense enough to sink in water.
Jokes on them, I’ll catch em in the act when I jump out a window.
In hindsight, all the weird half lizard people you kill in dark souls were obviously an allegory to our current political landscape. Bravo, Miyazaki!
Oh no! What if Russia retaliates? /s
Well, yeah. Maduro knows what giving up power does to a dictator’s life expectancy.
I heard it as
"In days of old,
When knights were bold
And condoms weren’t invented,
They put their socks upon their cocks
And babies were prevented."
You’re being optimistic. He won’t be remembered at all.
Well at least the other shapes will be able to go in to pull him out.