I expected someone to be evangelizing for Linux as an alternative to enshittified Windows.

Shocked this thread is an hour old with no mention of Linux. Whoopsie.

The guy who said it probably doesn’t grammar all that well anyway.

Hopefully cybernetics are not so advanced that geriatrics can continue to control everything.

I guess the guy didn’t realize he’s talking to literally Goku.

Is it, though?

This won’t be popular with the North Korean people. Kim’s approval rating might drop as low as 99%.

Nihilist Arby’s all over again.

Now this is shitposting.

Well at least the other shapes will be able to go in to pull him out.

In hindsight, there may have been signs…

Somewhere between 7 and 12, depending on the kind of coffee.

Maybe that’s been the joke for centuries. The rapture happened but nobody made the cut. Seems consistent with the Bible.

Make sure it’s a duck you’re taking home and not a goose. The goose will fuck you up.

Don’t stop, the withdrawal can kill you.

He earned extra tendies.

Not where Palestine is concerned.

I figured I’d be fine, I work out regularly and am more fit in pretty much every way compared to how I was in high school. But, all that darting around, jumping, and occasional sprinting is a whole different beast than jogging, hiking or lifting.

Pretty certain he has indeed been around for 30 years.

I never had a drinking problem to get over, but last weekend at 34 I did just play Ultimate Frisbee for the first time since high school. On that day I learned stretching is much more important for us 30-somethings than it was back when I was a teenager. It’s been 6 days and I’m still limping a little bit.