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As someone who works retail, I’m pretty shameless when it comes to kicking people out. I do it politely and with a smile but I have no problem telling customers we’re about to close or are closed.

What I find interesting is that in your examples I actually find the “omg” to be the redundant part.

I’ve worked with a lot of people who do hard, physical labor outdoors and they are almost always in Carhartt gear. Either that or Duluth Trading Company, which is what I wear.

Gas, paper products, salad, honey, cereal, bacon, snacks, even alcohol. It’s just me and my husband and we live pretty frugally. We opened a membership a few years ago and have never once regretted it.

Jithub makes me think of a place you go to get an STD.

Definitely this, and make sure you also play the community modules when you’ve finished the campaign.

I heard that there are 3 types of tears, and the type that comes out when we’re upset has a natural painkiller in them.

They tell me the story of when I was a kid where my eyes were about crotch-level for my dad and I walked into the bathroom while he was in his tighty whiteys. Supposedly I said he had pooped in his underwear.

Beans are another good, cheap food.

When I first started seeing Tesla cars on the road, I would think, “Must be nice. I can’t wait for the price of Teslas to go down.”

Now when I see them, I wonder if the driver regrets owning one.

Guy who owned the company I used to work for owned one when it was considered prestigious, and last year traded it in for a Genesis.

I was confused reading OP’s description, and I’m also confused looking at your link how you got that from OP’s description. 😅

I used it to make Asian cucumber salad.

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Nice.

I’ve used cling wrap. Keeps both the cucumber and my bits clean.

That’s good to know, thanks.

Used to live in a townhouse where two doors down this old guy would always sit outside and smoke his cigars. (The neighbor in the unit between us said that he is the oldest retired Chicago Bear still living. Edit: Found out the guy’s name. John Damore.)

I worked from home at the time. Every time when it was a nice day out, not muggy, with a cool breeze, I would open up our windows and smell nothing but his cigar smoke.

Aww she looks like a good and super happy girl. 😁

Thank you for being a responsible dog parent. I hate getting jumped on, and sometimes their nails are sharp too and actually break skin. :/

I just know I would be instant friends with whoever set up that display.