Hooker with a Penis in my ass

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2045: We are now in receivership as the impact of the Climate Wars and collapse of the global food supply means we can no longer fly. Wellington airport is 2 feet underwater anyway.

Daily drive a 9500 on latest Fedora. Only thing that doesn’t work is the fingerprint scanner and honestly I don’t care in the slightest.

Is this satire? If not, good lord.

Fedora, for the “It Just Works”™ experience of an enterprise-supported distro.