I’ll go out on a little limb, it might be sales specific. My company is 100% work from home. All the engineers and product and design work remote, maybe come into the office once a week just because.

The sales team however is strongly encouraged to come in as much as possible. I think it’s a morale thing. Sales teams become these weird cults, maybe necessarily. It’s really hard to pick up the phone and make a call when you’ve been rejected 5 times in a row. The teams little ceremonies are designed to help push through that.

I just hate all their separate OSes. I’d buy an iPad pro if it ran osx. I’d buy this thing if it ran osx. I’m not buying a powerful $3k computer that can only run apps.

If they wanted DD2 to do better, why didn’t they make it a better game?

That’s not a wizzard, that’s Jiggle Billy! Commence the jiggling!

Fuck oncoming drivers, blind them more.

Because I’m a browser and I can’t read typescript.

Get some smart bulbs and set them to a timer. The lights coming on helps wake you up naturally since your body thinks the sun is coming up.

Already has a name, the Canadian Tuxedo

To think you wonder why you don’t get invited to parties.

Laaame. You don’t know their situation, seriousness, or arrangements. Fuck around. Fuck as many people as you’d like. You only live once, and your junk stops working once you’ve figured it all out.

They are identical, it’s the same thing from opposite sides.

So you’re saying that buying one means that the American working class is extracting value from the Chinese government? Sounds great to me.

Shoot them down baby!

Start making your own. It’s so fun and rewarding.

The main issue is that if Pluto is a planet, there’s like 30 or so others that have to be also, for consistency.

That wasn’t hitting, those were warning bonks.

Imagine Trump’s reversal when the abortion drug turns out to cure his Alzheimer’s.

A foot is not going to activate that.

I’m at a loss for words.

Imagine the network of Taylor Swift DNA trading.

And you know someone is going to fuck it.