The last one got me. A friend of mine from the US asked if my partner could drive a manual. I was confused at first, “can’t everyone?”

Not Jesus? That ain’t my lord and savior! Round this one up bois

This is Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II. You’re thinking of Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare II. Please don’t make such mistakes, it’s literally so obvious. /s

Not American, so I don’t have any skin in the right v. left fuckfest y’all got going on there, but this isn’t Joe’s or even any single party’s fault.

Years of systemic problems put in the position where culturally everything is in the gutter. Fix social problems and a lot of the other ones (like police brutality) will improve massively.

Regardless, fuck this appeasement of Israel. The US should be ashamed of how they’re allowing this to happen.

It means all of those if you rely on google for those.

Never have a central point of failure, and have backups.

Warranties are now 3 years in the EU.

Edit: nope, just some countries.

Bah, my fault for believing what I read on the internet. There was no strike.

Who would do that? Go in the internet and tell lies?

What’s the opposite of a shitpost? ‘Cause this is it.

I’ll be honest, while YMD is best, I’ll take anything that isn’t MDY.

You say that like more than 5 people will change their vote because of this…

Personally none in the Olympics, but I have the same amount of Tour de France’s as Lance Armstrong (and one more ball)